This is a short drama that portrays the
life of an average couple; battling with the issue of trust viz-a-viz
relationship survival. The drama shows Mr and Mrs Paul as they both listen to
the voices in their heads which convinces them of the infidelity of the other.
This threatens their marriage as they begin to have disputes. Little did they
know that the voices in their heads weren’t so right after all.
CHARACTERS:
Mr Paul – A business man, married to Mrs Paul.
Mrs Paul – A house wife, married to Mr Paul.
Gardner – A young man, hired to take care of the flowers in the
surroundings of Mr Paul’s house.
Nnenna – The secretary working at Mr Paul’s company.
Tonia – Mr Paul’s elder sister.
V.O. – Voice Over; refers to the thoughts of the mentioned person.
MR PAUL
Why don’t you complete
my joy by getting your things out of my house!
MRS PAUL
I am not getting out...
you know why? That’s because it not your house but OUR house!
Dhurr!
MR PAUL
I’ve told you before to
stop saying that... I don’t like it!
MRS PAUL
Dhurr.... I am not
saying it for you to enjoy it.
So if you’re not finding
it funny, then it means am achieving my goal.
Dhurr....
Am I getting on your
nerves?
(Hisses)
Dhurr!
MR PAUL
Am going to rip that
tongue off!
(He walks towards her
with his fist fully charged; his hands instantly go cold as he realises that
Tonia is with them)
Sister... when did you
enter?
TONIA
When the fire was at a
hundred degree.
The two of you... come
sit with me.
(Mr and Mrs Paul seats
at the left and right side of Tonia respectively, with embarrassment proving to
be a pronounced make-up on their faces)
From the little
knowledge I have, the both of you are the closest definition of perfect marriage...
what is the situation that is so difficult, only a divorce can settle?
MR & MRS PAUL
(Pointing
at each other)
She/He is cheating!
TONIA
One after the other....
(Turns
to Mr Paul)
Brother I know you’re a gentleman;
Ladies first.
(Turns
to Mrs Paul)
You were saying...?
MRS PAUL
Last night, I sat at home waiting for
your brother to come home; I was up till midnight... no call, no text, I called
the office and I was told he left the office at 6 and his number was switched
off.
I went as far as calling the police and
they said there was no report of an accident in the last 12 hours.
It was after much pondering that I
decided to check his text for the first time and lo and behold... a message
from his secretary saying ‘I love you’.
(Mr
Paul starts laughing)
There! You see, that’s my annoyance...
he was laughing like its one big joke.
Tee, your brother has no respect for my
feelings at all.
TONIA
(Turns
to Mr Paul)
That’s not something to laugh about.
Anyway, what do you have to say?
MR PAUL
(Clears
throat... still smiling)
Well, I don’t have anything to say... I
just have something to show you
(He
brings out his phone and opens the text Mrs Paul was referring to)
That’s the text she is talking about.
First of all, that’s an MTN call me sms... secondly, look at the sender of the
message.
(He
passes the phone to Tonia)
That’s Nnenna... the secretary my wife
was talking about; now look at the number...
(Tonia
takes a second look at the phone and starts laughing)
Now you see why I am laughing. She
didn’t even hear me out...
All she did was dial a slap on my
innocent cheek.
MRS PAUL
(Looking
more surprised)
What’s so funny? Let me see the
number...
(Tonia
hands her the phone, she looks at it... still puzzled)
So... what about the number?
(Mrs
Paul brings out her phone and dials the number)
Oh my God.... Honey I am so sorry.
I thought it was his secretary.... I
didn’t know it was Tonia’s daughter
I am so so sorry
(She
reduces herself to her knees in apology)
Tee... you’re a woman like me; you know
how we react to things like this.
Am really sorry.
TONIA
Okay... Since we’re clear with that, I guess
we’re good?
MR PAUL
No oh... we are so not done.
I wanted to apologise and explain what
happened last night, so I decided to pull a surprise stunt... only for me to
surprise myself in the process.
I overheard her telling the gardener of
how good he is in bed. She even gave him some money... obviously for the job
well done and started cuddling.
Imagine!!!
TONIA
(Looking
stunned)
No way!!!
MRS PAUL
Tee... I and my husband are both guilty
of the same crime. He equally didn’t want to hear me out. What actually
happened is...
MR PAUL
(Interrupts)
What actually happened is that she has
been cheating on me for as long as I don’t know. I was about to pull the CCTV
coverage to see exactly how long.
TONIA
(Turns
to Mr Paul)
Let her finish!
MRS PAUL
Actually, I think he should get the CCTV
coverage to prove what he said about me and the gardener.
(Mr
Paul rushes out to get the footage)
TONIA
(Turns
to Mrs Paul and whispers to her)
If my brother doesn’t find that footage,
you know you’re dead... right?
MRS PAUL
I know... let’s keep the suspense at the
peak.
(Mr
Paul comes in and slots the disc into the DVD)
Let’s see what we have.
(Mr
Paul, Mrs Paul and Tonia seats like they are in the cinema, about to view a
block buster)
ACT
I, SCENE IV
(CUT SCENE: THE REPLAY)
MRS PAUL
(Walks
around the surroundings and sees the gardener sitting on the veranda with tears
matching down his cheek)
Young man, what is the problem?
GARDENER
(Halts
the match past with his hands)
Nothing ma... Nothing at all
(Gets
up and continues the gardening)
MRS PAUL
You say there is no problem but your
facial expression tells me otherwise. Talk to me... a problem shared is half
solved.
GARDENER
Its my mother... she’s got a kidney
stone for a while. The doctors require about 2 million naira for treatment and
half a million for deposit... where will I get such an amount?
Even if I ask for an advance, my salary
for 6 months isn’t up to half of the deposit.
MRS PAUL
Hmm... You’re a strong man.
GARDENER
(Raises
an eyebrow)
How do you mean?
MRS PAUL
So something as bad as this has been in
your heart all this while, and you locked it up inside... all to yourself?
That’s a kind of strength you know?
GARDENER
I’m sorry ma... I don’t know how to bug
people with my problem. I just try to focus on my God.
MRS PAUL
In that case, allow God to use me to
help your mother. Let
me get you a cheque for the deposit, and then
I’d talk to my husband for the rest... I am sure he’ll help.
Hold on...
GARDENER
(Excited)
Thank you ma, thank you so much ma, God
will richly bless you ma.
MRS PAUL
Thank God.
(She
goes into the house and returns with a cheque)
Here it is... hurry up and let them
begin with the treatment.
GARDENER
Thanks a lot ma.
(He
dashes out of the premises)
MRS PAUL
(Biting
her fingers)
I hope his mother gets better... poor
woman
Now I have to start rehearsing how to
obtain forgiveness from my lovely husband.
(She
starts acting)
Honey, am really sorry about hitting you
yesterday... I really don’t know what came over me. I’m really sorry for over
reacting. But what’s up with the text on your phone? I know there has to be a
mix-up somewhere.
No... I’d call him sweet names while
asking about the text, so that I don’t get him to flare up... let’s try that
again.
(She
undergoes her personal rehearsal over and over again until she sees the
gardener coming in... she welcomes him into the house)
So how was it?
GARDENER
It was good... thank you
MRS PAUL
Hmm... You’re a strong man you know?
GARDENER
(Chuckles)
You’ve said that before
MRS PAUL
And I am saying it again.
(Dips
her hand into her purse and brings out some money)
Here, you can take the day off... you
need some rest after all that has happened.
GARDENER
Thank you very much ma.
ACT I, SCENE V
(THE
QUENCHING)
TONIA
(Turns
to Mr and Mrs Paul who are now looking embarrassed on realisation that they got
it all wrong)
So who is cheating on who?
From what I see, I think you two got a
lot of apologizing to do... as well as some clean up.
I’ve have to be on my way.
(She
leaves the house smiling and shaking her head)
MR PAUL
Well... I am....
MRS PAUL
(Cuts
in)
Let me say it first...
I am sorry for pushing you... I really
don’t know what I was thinking.
MR PAUL
It’s alright... I was about to say I’m
hungry.
MRS PAUL
You’re so crazy!
MR PAUL
Indeed.... I’m crazy in love with you.
MRS PAUL
(Giggles)
And that’s why I married you.
You wanted to surprise me with
something... what’s that?
MR PAUL
I only said I wanted to surprise you...
I didn’t say ‘surprise you with something’.
MRS PAUL
I know you very well... you have
something for me!
You can deny all you like...
F-Y-I; I am already blushing.
(They
both laugh as they go into the room)
THE END
Personal Note from Newton Paul
Assumption can make things go terribly wrong in a relationship. I believe its better we ask questions calmly and answer straight in order not to complicate issues.
No one is perfect but we must work towards perfection personally, learn new ways of doing same old things for us to arrive at maturity.
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Dope. I'll like to see this the visuals of this in the cinemas.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot...
DeleteWe'll get there.
Thanks again, God Bless!
Lol. This is funny and true is john ovusin a comedian or?
ReplyDeleteHow far mr. Gardner? Hope him drink Panadol?
ReplyDeleteLol...
DeleteNa Panadol extra him take.
Courtesy of Mr Paul
Lwkm. Dude should write a book
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha....this aint just a writeup, its also a lesson.nice one dear!!!
ReplyDeleteI read this late. Everyone laughed before me I hope to be the first on the next post :) I think we have a male Linda ikeji. Newton paul's blog
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