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2015 ELECTION #THE REQUIREMENT LIST



   Concerning the fast approaching 2015 election, there was an underground online vote that took place recently; I don’t know how many of you were aware of that. Lately I stumbled upon something quite funny but kind of a serious file. There are some individuals who said they may not partake in the 2015 upcoming election until they see a candidate that meets up to their requirement.
   “We want to use any platform to say a very big thank you to every Nigerian and every political personnel especially those of you who have scarified a lot for our nation to be one once again. We might not partake in the 2015 Election until we see a candidate who shows a sign of these requirements stated below”:

  •  Someone who will initiate cyber space programme for Nigeria. 
  •  Someone who will encourage Nigeria to have its own Apple product maybe call it “Mango, Kola or something stronger”
  •  Someone who will build an F1 race track to attract several countries to come watch our finest and fastest racers (this will reduce the road accidents by 60%).
  • Someone who will make sport attractive to an extent Nigeria will qualify for Swimming in Olympics and not only football (we are tired of losing and mourning Super Chickens)
  • Someone who will make Nigeria so refined that when we take a selfie foreigners will say “OMG this is Washington”.
  • Someone that knows the price of Garri and Bread is increasing thereby increase our salary.
  • Someone who will take retirement serious by clearing all personnel above retirement age in order for the younger generation to work effectively and also someone who will lead by example (firing himself first)
  • Someone who will subsidize and monitor the price of property especially in Abuja and Victoria Island Lagos.
  • Someone who love classical, Jazz and rock music and goes further to invite several bands to tour in Nigeria.
  •  Someone who will utilize the sea, river, lake, streams in Nigeria by creating effective water transportation (which will decongest the road traffic), conserving our streams into beautiful parks and gardens.
  • Someone who will initiate the per hour payment of salary and also running shift scheme.
  • Someone who sees it as a shame for Nigeria military to be carrying AK 47 and wear over size uniforms.
  • Someone that loves video games which will encourage companies like EA, Square Enix, Ubisoft, and many others to be motivated in opening branch offices in Nigeria.
  • Someone who will sue ASUU for not utilizing the billions of Naira we stayed at home for (not like they settled us for accompany them on the strike)
  • Someone that love movies so that Nollywood can make a 3D movie.
  • Someone who is so good with gadget that he is reading this in his Ipad or smart phone.

It doesn’t end here; we want to ask Nigerians some questions…

  •  What’s the essence of the course “Political Science” if majority graduate of the disciplines are not practicing their profession? 
  • What’s the essence of computer science if we can’t find our long lost satellite which might be working as a “shit packer” for the UFO’s? 
  •  What’s the essence of Mass communication if Cyril Stoba is still in NTA? 
 Do you think any of the presidential candidates deserve a chance to rule Nigeria in this century?
   I’m still stunned myself, at the end of the day i know some people will add up their own requirement to the list #therequirementlist; well this is democracy so utilize your freedom of speech.
   My advice for Nigerians is that “Don’t be religious in this election”. A true president will meet up all the needs of this current generation and promote healthy/wealthy programs that young men and woman like you and I can be involved as well invest in.
     Make your vote count.



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