HOW TO KILL HER WITH YOUR CAR

   Dudes we believe it’s extremely easy for a girl to fall for us because we might have a car. The punch line is “you got an edge over guys with a Legedis-Benz but you can’t win her completely”.

   James was a boy in his mid-20s, he was vibrant like every other guy of his age. He managed his family business. He got a car for himself, a Honder Coupe which he used to cruse round town and meet up business affairs. There was this particular girl he got his eyes on but she didn’t seem to be interested in several games he tried playing to win her heart; left with the last bullet in his chamber, he gave her a ride.

Unfortunately for him, after taking her round town and then back home, she told him “you drive so immature”

[Tape coil]

   Back to reality, majority young vibrant dude drive immature. Your having a car does not do the magic here instead it’s your driving skills and composition that contributes to your score in making her fall. Let me break it down.

SPEED: When that perfect lady gets to ride with you, you need to shelter her with the thoughts of her safety by driving smoothly. Ladies are on the fragile side; their sense of bravery may not be as high as a male’s own but then, this doesn’t mean you should crawl when you are on the express. Express is meant for speed and throttle, this is where you show her how good your James Bond skills are. (Now i understand why ladies love James Bond)

   You don’t need to push the speed-meter to 140km/h before she knows “oh yea he is a bad ass”. Mixing speed with crawling produce a mix feeling that is unexplainable. All you have to do is speed where necessary, drive a minimal speed while in residential areas, look before you overtake and oh swerve or divert gently using your traffic indication lights. Beating traffic lights just expalins how uncivilised you are while climbing bumbs with full speed exposes the cave man in you.

MUSIC: What’s a stereo used for? Not just any kind of music, but the right kind of music. If a lady you have been admiring is to be in your car, you must have done an underground research to be informed on the kind of songs she likes. Although there are some general songs almost everyone likes such as RnB, Cool Rock music. Before you convey her in your four wheels, make a good playlist of these songs and put it on the stereo. Make sure the volume is not loud so it doesn’t look immature and also so you two can hear yourselves. The song at this moment acts as your sound track.

CHILLERS (A/C): Well not all cars might come with factory fitted a/c. The magic a car a/c does is that it shuts the world out from her eyes due  to the enveloped nature a car possess when the four door glasses are up. This puts her in a mood where she starts to fantasies, thinking of the things that are likely to happen when she visits you. Since your car is cool therefore your house is likely to be cooler.

 N/B: Run regular check on your car so things like break failure, flat tires over heating wont occur.

NEATNESS: If your car has a dirty foot mat, smells bad, and in some cases always having dirty rims, it is a proper turn off for you. I mean who wants to hang out with a dirty car owner or want to be seen coming out from a car she can’t boost of or refer her friends to having a ride with you. When your car smells good, got a clean dashboard, foot mats and even neat exterior, you portray a sign of good living and healthy lifestyle. 

N/B: It’s not about the car but the owner.

CONVERSATION: Let her do the talking while you do the driving. I have heard girls complain about dudes that pick them up who talk without thinking. Driving is something that needs deep concentration so use that as your excuse when she asks you “why aren’t you talking”. Ladies feel you more when they can’t predict your actions. Let the music do the talking for you, this explains why you need to select wet music. Of course you don’t have to be dumb you can ask some questions that activate her talking mood which I bet you will make her deeply happy because she is having a nice ride and a nice time.

KILL HER: of course she must have enjoyed the matured ride you gave her the last time, this may give her the impression that you might want to do the same again. There is a high tendency that she will call asking you to give her a lift somewhere, this is where you pull your final stunt that makes you the man of the year. Turn her down!!!. If you don’t turn her down, you’ve indirectly turned yourself to her chauffeur.

    

   This is where i rest my case. If you are a car owner, drive maturely and mind how you pick up strangers, if you don’t have a car, mind the car you get into and oh I pray God bless you with yours.

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