LAME SUPER HERO DISGUISE

Cant you see their faces, what is the custom covering?

   Who is your favourite super hero? There is no need to be shy about it. I figured out everyone sometime wish Superman was their uncle, boyfriend or dad. It’s cool, it shows we wanna be around the coolest people in the world. But ever thought why there are few or no black super hero especially in African movies? I’m yet to know if there is racism in the super hero world or maybe we blacks are already super heroes if not White men won’t have come to Africa to gather black giants to build the mighty mansions we see today in the west (jokes).

   On the super hero subject I have spotted one major flaw all super heroes’ possess and that’s the ability to disguise. Name them all of them are guilty of one wardrobe crime or the other. 

    When did I turn to a fashion police? Let’s say right now. Peter Parker’s disguise is reasonable, no one gets to see his face while in Spiderman’s mask nor can you see any body part to spot clues of his identity. 

 

Bruce’s own is pretty understanding based on the morphing of human nature to beast (Hulk). Let’s take a look at 2 major super heroes and the flaws in their suits and off suits.

 

BATMAN: Batman is the alter ego of Bruce Wayne the famous rich billionaire in Gotham City and no one can ask why their boss always comes late to work. The lame part of it is the chick Bruce Wayne is into can’t say she can’t recognise Bruce voice or his muscular chin when he is dressed as Batman. That’s why I love Nigerians, if the girl was to be a Nigerian, she’d have known a long time ago. Nigerian girls are like FBI, they can spot a guy they have kissed before in the midst of 100men that looks like him (am I right). They can unmask you in their head.

Cant they see the Chin? OmG how blinded are Bruce Wayne staffs?

 SUPERMAN: What an unreasonable, unappreciable short sightedness Clark Kent’s foster parents have, not excluding the Journalist whose name I didn’t bother recording. She works at “Daily planet” same newspaper Clark Kent works and carries news every now and then of someone that looks like her co-worker. Omg!!! give me a break, sometimes people mistake me for Bovi the amazing Nigerian comedian cos we look alike. I tell em “he is my elder brother or he stole my looks lol” so why cant someone just tell Clark Kent “Hey you look like this guy superman you know”.

Ladies yea i know...very cute...cmon you mean no girl has taken his shirt off?

 LOL, in respect to the subject who is your favourite super hero and what do you like about the character? Have an awesome day guys, stay tuned for my Freestyle with Slimboy morrow on “Nigeria girl”