*This story was edited by John Ovuson
EPISODE THREE: ERA OF LOVE
SCENE1
INT. LECTURE HALL - DAY
FADE IN
ALICE (v.o)
“Valentine”
(Scoffs)
Give me a break, the name
alone makes me feel like puking.
What’s the difference between
Valentine day and any other day?
Everyone pretends to love on
Valentine’s Day; while other days they just act cold. I pity the countless
number of girls that fall prey into guys’ arms every 14th February…
NNEKA
(Cuts in)
Alice!!!
Where is your mind?
The lecturer just started and
you’ve travelled into space.
Tell me, did you see any
alien?
ALICE
Yeah I did... he said he
wants to be your Val
NNEKA
(Laughs)
You’re really funny; I’d take
the alien to be hmmm…
ALICE
The lecturer
Nneka bursts in enormous laughter, dragging everyone’s attention
towards her.
NNEKA
Ooops!!!
SCENE 2
EXT. GARDEN - NOON
Few hours after the lecture, Alice and Nneka walk towards a garden
known as “love garden” usually packed with pairs of opposite sex.
ALICE
Just take a look at them, all
they know is pretence and deceit. I doubt if their smile will last for long if
not turn into tears.
NNEKA
C’mon Alice you don’t have to
be this antagonistic. Just because you don’t believe in love doesn’t mean
others shouldn’t.
Take a look, every woman
needs a man around her. A hero, a pillar to support the tower of her emotions…
Alice looks around examining the people in the garden. She sees a
girl laughing so hard with her hand wrapped tight around the guy she sits with,
Alice looks at another who is putting on a frown as she sits alone. Suddenly a
guy walks up to her, she ejects from her sit by jumping on him.
GIRL#1
(Inaudible)
You made it, thank God
Alice’s drone eye balls scans round the garden; she begins to feel
warm within her as though her heart was formerly frozen by ice.
A guy walks towards Alice and Nneka, Alice casts her gaze on the grass
underneath her foot, unknown to her that anyone was coming. She sees all-star
sneakers before her staring back. She admires the shoe and tries tracing it to
the face of the owner; she sees a skinny, dark, handsome guy. Her pupils dilate
as she looks at him; his head shade the sunrays from entering into her eyes
giving him a halo effect.
NNEKA
Now speaking of every woman
needs a hero, this is my hero.
Jamal meet Alice my course
mate and seat mate.
(Laughs)
JAMAL
Nice meeting you
(Stretch his right hand
towards Alice)
Alice just kept staring, wondering if she’s dreaming. This is the first
time she’s feeling this way. She has never seen any guy this flawless in her
very eyes.
ALICE (v.o)
Alice c’mon... say
something!!!
What should I say?
I have to keep up my bossy
attitude; Nneka can’t know I’m admiring her boyfriend.
NNEKA
Well I think the hand shake
is not necessary, she keeps blanking out with thoughts.
JAMAL
Well maybe that explains why
she’s this beautiful. Her boyfriend must be really lucky to have a calm
girlfriend.
NNEKA
Speaking of beautiful, how
beautiful is our valentine going to be?
JAMAL
Nneka, valentine is just 3
days away. Don’t worry you won’t be let down... okay?
NNEKA
Okay honey. So where are you
up to?
JAMAL
Hmmm… I’m on my way to class,
I saw you ladies over here so I decided to come by and say hi.
NNEKA
That’s so sweet of you.
JAMAL
Alright stay cool
sweethearts, see you later in the day.
Nneka watches Jamal walk away, admiring every part of his body as
well as Alice but they both remain quiet.
NNEKA (v.o)
Mehn this guy has got a
really nice ass. Check out his shoulders... damn!!!
I’m happy Alice saw me with
him, as from now her respect for me will increase. Now she knows I don’t roll
with normal dudes.
FADE OUT
SCENE 3
INT. LUCAS APARTMENT - EVENING
LUCAS
(Shouts)
What wrong with you?
I’ve told you countless times
that I got nothing to do with her!
STEPH
Oh really, then why is she
writing she loves you on your Facebook wall?
LUCAS
You know how crazy she acts, it’s
not my fault.
STEPH
Then why didn’t you delete it
from your wall.
LUCAS
I haven’t been on Facebook
for days now.
STEPH
Liar and you have a
blackberry phone you’ve been using to chat with me, Facebook is at your finger
tip and yet you are still lying.
(Pause)
Oh you are quiet, you are out
of lies right?
LUCAS
(Shocked)
What!!!
Hello no, you are not doing
this.
STEPH
Watch me do it then.
Steph picks up her bag to leave, as she opens the door she sees
Jamal at the entrance.
STEPH
(Pissed)
How long have you been
standing here?
JAMAL
All this while
(Calmly)
Steph, you don’t have to
treat Lucas this way.
STEPH
(Rudely)
Eh!!! Don’t say a word.
JAMAL
Well it’s your call. Have a
nice day.
(Turns to Lucas)
My man wetin just happen so? (My
man what is going on?)
LUCAS
Steph saw a post on my
Facebook that says “I Love you”.
JAMAL
Ehen... go on…
LUCAS
That’s all, nothing more.
JAMAL
For real?
Is that why she is making all
this noise, haven’t we seen several similar posts on her wall?
LUCAS
I’m just confused.
JAMAL
Nah... I’m the confused one
here.
LUCAS
What do you mean?
JAMAL
I saw Nneka today with a very
hot innocent chick I haven’t seen in my entire life.
Nneka blew my bubbles by
introducing me as her boyfriend when you and I know there is nothing happening
between Nneka and I.
I was dumbfounded; I couldn’t
turn her down in the presence of this chick.
LUCAS
What’s the chick’s name?
JAMAL
Hmmm... I can’t really
remember
But you need to see how she
stared at me damn!!!
I felt the world was staring
at me. I hope to see her soon and I’d give you real time update on this one.
LUCAS
Cool, that’s my man.
JAMAL
I brought a movie; c’mon lets
watch our frustration away bro.
SCENE 4
INT. JAMAL’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS
JAMAL
It’s just a day
to Valentine and I haven’t set my eyes on this chick.
Where will she be?
(KNOCK ON THE DOOR)
Jamal walks to the door and opens it, he sees its
Steph.
STEPH
Hello handsome.
JAMAL
How are you?
Come in.
STEPH
What are you up
to?
JAMAL
Well nothing...
anyway I was just thinking...
STEPH
Thinking of?
JAMAL
Well, there is
this chick I met couple of days ago with Nneka.
She’s everything
I really want Steph, but Nneka blew everything by acting as though I am her
boyfriend.
STEPH
That’s more
points for you now. She must already be attracted to you hearing that Nneka is
your girlfriend
JAMAL
That way, it’s
going to be easy asking her out?
STEPH
Yeah, now you’re
talking.
So where does
this place me?
JAMAL
C’mon it doesn’t
change anything.
STEPH
It’s not true.
Very soon you
won’t be having my time as much as you used to.
JAMAL
Steph, how many
times do you want me to tell you how much I love you and I won’t for any reason
let you go?
By the way, how
is your boyfriend?
STEPH
He is fine.
Just that Lucas
and I are having a small ish.
JAMAL
Tell me na...
what’s the matter?
STEPH
I really love my
boyfriend and I don’t want to hurt him, but Lucas is just too much. You know he
is always around, we play together and all that.
JAMAL
So you telling
me you’ve gotten attached to Lucas?
STEPH
Yeah...
something like that.
JAMAL
I can’t believe
it; I was persuading you back then, when Lucas was making so many advances to
you. Weren’t you the one that told me you can’t even date him for any reason?
You’ve really
hurt my boy in many ways. Check out the last time I saw you at his place, you
were so jealous over the post on his wall meanwhile you have so many skeletons
in your cupboard.
STEPH
(Laughs)
Ehh... its okay
na.
But you know
what I mean.
JAMAL
I know what you
mean, but if you wanna be playing your games without disturbance, then allow
Lucas be. Let him be free.
If you ask me,
you guys are not dating, just running things.
STEPH
It’s very hard
you know.
JAMAL
Get over it
jare, we no dey act film oh (Get over it, we are not acting a movie)
By the way why
are you carrying this big bag?
STEPH
I’m spending the
night here.
JAMAL
Eh? You for tell
me na, what if I get matter to run? (You’d have told me, what if I have a girl
coming over)
STEPH
Then I get to watch
you guys act your movie na, by the way I’d like to see how you do that thing.
(Winks)
JAMAL
(Laughs)
Chicken gerrout!!!
SCENE 5
INT. ALICE’S APARTMENT – CONTINUOUS
Alice sits on her bed with her bikini. She swipes
through her phone to view some old pictures. Her mind is lost in the wilderness
of thoughts; she picks up a novel to read but couldn’t read between lines
without pausing or looking away to catch a single sense.
ALICE (v.o)
I keep
hallucinating, seeing his faces everywhere I set my gaze on. I keep calling
everyone his name. Am I so obsessed with someone that I don’t even know?
I need to take this off my head, but I can’t.
I need to take this off my head, but I can’t.
He’s so cute; I
can remember the way he stared at me that day, I felt my dragon slayer has
finally found me. I need to make a move.
Maybe I can use
this valentine season for the first time to end these nightmares.
Okay; I know I
have said bad things about other people but I feel it’s because of reasons like
this they give into what I consider stupid.
Believe me it’s
fun; my heart has never beaten in ways it is beating right now.
(Pause)
Gosh!!!
Tomorrow is
valentine... what will I do?
FADE OUT
SCENE 6
EXT. LOVE GARDEN – NOON
Alice sits on a bench in the love garden, looking at
love birds playing their love songs with rhythmic laugh and smiles.
ALICE (v.o)
If only I’d see
him in this same place, I pray Nneka doesn’t come see me here…
NNEKA
Hello dearie!!!
What are you
doing here alone? And you’re always thinking. What’s wrong this time?
ALICE
I’m okay... just
watching these people act movie for my entertainment.
(NNEKA’S PHONE RINGS)
NNEKA
Oh yeah... I’ve
been waiting for this call, its Jamal
(Pause)
Baby where are
you?
(Pause)
For real, you
want me to come meet you at KFC? Wow this Val is awesome.
(NNEKA ENDS CALL)
NNEKA CONT’D
(Turns to Alice)
That’s my honey
comb, he wants to give me a sweet Val special at KFC; then from there to his
house and then…
(Whispers)
You know how it
goes.
Alice almost bursting into tears, knowing fully well
that Jamal is not into her the way she imagined especially now he is meeting
Nneka. She tries swallowing the ocean of tears she got in her eyes while Nneka
walks away without taking note of the tap on Alice face.
Few minutes after, Nneka leaves and Alice observes
that someone was behind her.
She turns slowly to see who it was; in the process
the person moved her face away gently.
JAMAL
A tear speaks
louder than anything. If only I can catch them, I’d be the slayer of your
weakness.
Alice turns her head swiftly and sees its Jamal.
Speechless; she gets trying to catch a word but couldn’t grab any. Jamal looks
at her and for once in his manly life, looks like a baby.
ALICE
I thought you
called Nneka to meet you at KFC?
JAMAL
I took her over so
I can be with you. I was staring at you guys from afar when I decided the move.
Look Alice, I
know you don’t really know me nor do I expect you to give in to what I have to
say now but I really want you to know that I’m really into you.
Today is
Valentine, yeah... and so many niggers are down to deceive girls all to make
them their toy for today, but mine is a whole lot different; I want to see you
the tomorrow, be with you the day after tomorrow, take you out next month and
probably go for swimming next year.
ALICE (v.o)
(Laughs)
But this guy
hardly knows me.
JAMAL
Yeah... we don’t
really know ourselves but every friendship needs a base and I’m telling you my
intentions so you won’t be seeing me as a brother or just a friend.
ALICE (v.o)
Wow! This is too
good to be true.
Can’t I tell him
how I feel too?
No, I need to
stand on my ground and preserve my respect as a girl and at the same time, not
make him feel bad after all, I want him too.
Damn... being a
girl is not easy, not letting people down and same way still keeping their
hopes high.
(Turns to Jamal)
Can I take you
somewhere?
JAMAL
Hope the police
won’t come looking for my body?
ALICE
Probably, but I
bet you gonna look good in the front page of the newspaper.
JAMAL
(Laughs)
My instinct was
indeed right.
FADE OUT
SCENE 7
INT. ALICE’S APARTMENT –EVENING
Alice and Jamal sits on the bed laughing and talking
as they go through Alice’s picture albums
JAMAL
Is this really
you?
ALICE
Yeah!!!
What’s wrong?
JAMAL
No... Nothing...
I thought it was actually someone else.
ALICE
The picture is
not fine right?
JAMAL
No not that,
it’s adorable, I mean it’s out of this world.
ALICE
(Smirks)
Keep flattering
me.
JAMAL
You seem to be a
fan of pictures.
ALICE
Yeah, they really
keep me busy. I don’t have many friends so I use pictures to while away time
and also have something that stimulates thoughts.
JAMAL
On the thought
aspect, you think a lot right?
ALICE
Yeah, very well;
in fact I live in the world of thought.
JAMAL
Why?
ALICE
Hmm... I just
found out as I grew, that things weren’t how they were painted to be when I
little. So I try to think out how it ought to be.
JAMAL
I didn’t even
get to ask you if you have a boyfriend.
Wow!!! It’s
true, why are you all alone this valentine?
ALICE
Do you consider
yourself as nobody?
I’m with you for Christ’s sake, so why should I think of being with…
I’m with you for Christ’s sake, so why should I think of being with…
JAMAL
I’m listening
ride on.
ALICE (v.o)
Oh shit, I can’t
believe I almost exposed myself.
C’mon Alice,
take control of the situation!
JAMAL (v.o)
Was she about to
tell me why should she think of been with another man now she has me around?
Oh my God, I
guess this dream is becoming real.
ALICE
I don’t have a
boyfriend; don’t really believe in all those stuff.
JAMAL
Believe me, it’s
because you haven’t seen the best.
ALICE
So they say,
every one blows his trumpet.
Tell me, who is
Nneka to you?
JAMAL
Well Nneka is a
friend who I know likes me very well but I don’t seem to like her as much as
she likes me.
ALICE
Why? Isn’t it
every guy’s dream to have a girl all over him, especially someone that’s crazy
about them?
JAMAL
You can say
that, but I can assure you we guys, we prefer chasing rather than been chased.
Just take a look
at how we are now.
I don’t know
what going through your mind; I may be trying hard to impress you or even end
up not doing well enough to convince you into going out with me.
Either way, it
gives every guy a good feeling which at the end of the day, if she accepts your
proposal, you feel like a dragon slayer.
ALICE
(Smiles)
Interesting
speech
Meaning you guys
like when we say no or prove hard to get?
JAMAL
I must confess
to you, there are some hard to get seasons that makes me quit
There is
difference between hard to get and never to get.
They both burst into laughter, holding their hands
tight with their heads closing up to another as the laugh progress.
Jamal stares deep into her eyes.
JAMAL
You are so
beautiful.
ALICE
You are so
handsome.
JAMAL
The first day I
saw you, I couldn’t take my eyes off for any reason.
ALICE
Really?
I won’t say same
here anyway, but I loved what I saw before me.
Alice tries kissing Jamal but he refuses
JAMAL
I have to go.
ALICE
Did I offend you
or do anything?
JAMAL
No not at all, I
just think I have over stayed my visit.
ALICE
For real, you
are the first guy I’m seeing a girl offering a kiss to and he refuses.
JAMAL
Don’t get me
wrong, maybe when next we see I’d explain it to you.
Jamal leaves Alice’s apartment putting her in a
state of total confusion.
SCENE 8
INT. LUCAS – NIGHT
Lucas and Steph are half naked in the bed sweating
and panting real hard like they just ran a marathon.
STEPH
(Softly)
Lucas today is
really special to me.
LUCAS
Same here babe.
STEPH
So tell me, when
last did you hear from your girlfriend?
LUCAS
Today, I took
her out then we went to her place.
STEPH
She must have
had lots of fun.
LUCAS
Yeah you’re
right, we played and we did the thing, you know na.
STEPH
I can imagine,
no wonder you were weak today unlike other days
Steph’s face grows sour without Lucas casting his
vision on her as she buries her head on his chest.
LUCAS
(Laughs)
So tell me, what
about you and your boyfriend?
STEPH
He’s good; we
are going through rough patches right now.
He is a church
worker and he doesn’t have my time so I’m just giving him small space.
LUCAS
(Exhales)
Oh Okay, guess I
need to sleep now.
STEPH
C’mon na...
let’s go for another round.
LUCAS
Babe I’m tired.
STEPH
(Mean)
Don’t come
begging oh... cos I won’t give you when you ask for it.
SCENE 9
INT. SPORT ARENA– MORNING
The next day after valentine, Lucas and Jamal were
at the sport arena playing basketball. During their game break, Jamal decides
to tell Lucas what happened between him and Alice
LUCAS
What?
What were you
thinking of?
JAMAL
For real I don’t
know.
It was too good
to be true. I’m scared of rushing things mehn.
Just like my
previous relationships that I rushed and ended up nowhere.
LUCAS
But bro, you
have to be quick about it before another guy takes what belongs to you.
JAMAL
Yeah I know;
don’t worry I won’t screw things up.
So gist me, what
about you and Steph?
LUCAS
Steph and I, we
cool, had a special valentine sex last night.
JAMAL
For real? Damn!!!
I can imagine.
LUCAS
Oh yeah, you
know how much I have invested in Steph na.
JAMAL
Yeah, you’re so
right.
LUCAS
But sometimes I
feel kinda guilty, knowing my girlfriend is really sweet and all that; and here
is Steph and I, running our show.
JAMAL
I can imagine.
Don’t screw things up oh; you deserve every bit of Steph’s warm thighs
(Laughs)
LUCAS
Yeah, you are so
right. Now you talking like them Spartacus.
Let’s get back
to the game, amma break your leg this time.
JAMAL
You wish.
WIPE OUT
SCENE 10
EXT. STREET – NOON
Alice just closed from church. On her way home, she
bumps into Nneka who is wearing a short skirt standing beside an anonymous ugly
looking guy.
NNEKA
Hey Alice!!! How
are you? Happy Sunday.
ALICE
Happy Sunday
What’s up?
NNEKA
Just chilling
with my friend
GUY#1
Hey you’re
looking good.
ALICE (v.o)
Has this guy taken
a look at himself before saying those words?
Nneka sef no get
taste, look at the guy she’s with on a Sunday for that matter.
(Turns to the
guy)
Thanks
NNEKA
So where are up
to?
ALICE
Going home
NNEKA
(Quietly)
You won’t
believe Jamal has been acting all strange lately; I went to KFC and I didn’t
see him there, I waited and waited.
(Whispers)
Until this my
lovely, caring gentleman friend approached me.
ALICE
Eh ya... sorry
NNEKA
It’s okay... no
problem, how was your valentine na?
ALICE
It was okay
NNEKA
Are you sure? This
girl I no trust you again oh (I don’t trust you anymore)
ALICE (v.o)
What does this
girl want to hear now?
(Turns to Nneka)
I’m serious; it
was okay... nothing special.
NNEKA
Okay oh, no
problem.
There is this
cute guy I have for you anyway, his name is Chinoso. Believe me, you’d like
him, the guy has money like mad.
ALICE
Till then Nneka,
but for now I won go house now now, I dey very hungry (I’m going home right now, I’m
very hungry)
We’d see later
na.
(Turns to the
guy)
Nice meeting you
As Alice walks away, the guy keeps staring at her;
forgetting Nneka was there with him.
NNEKA
How far you na,
you never see woman before? (What’s wrong with you, have you not seen a
woman before?)
GUY #1
Nneka, arrange
this your friend for me na?
NNEKA
Say me I don
turn your pimp bah? (Because I’m now your pimp right?)
Abeg I won drink
ice-cream, enter your car make we dey go Drumsticks (I want to drink ice-cream, get
into your car lets go to Drumsticks)
The guy gets speechless and does as she asked as
though she has a charm over him.
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